- Because I Know You're Still Somewhere Offering Handjobs For A Ticket To See The Gorillaz, To This Very Day
- No You Can't Touch Mine, You Already Broke Yours Off
- I Swear The Blow Up Doll Spoke To Me
- Sorry, The Princess Are In Another Castle
- Why Can't Ironhide Just Say "decepticon"?
- Driving Under The Influence Of NyQuil
- Alysonhanniganroberts
- She Swears The Dildo Spoke To Her
- Because Dammit
- I Don't Support Killing Kittens, But I Do Support Making Girls Cry
- Dumped On Instant Messager
- The Marketing Of Cunt
- Jaime
- 15 Miles. . . .in The Snow! . With No Shoes!!. .that's The Way It Was And We Liked It!!!!
- My Very Own Kelly Lebrock
- And It Echoed Like Jun Kusanagi's Tortured Screams As She's Fingered By An Overzealous Salaryman
- Our Lord Craves The Blood Of Young Faghags
- She Sings Solo (so Low You Can't Hear Her)
- Why Can't Ironhide Just Say
